haha okai here are sum qoutes...?
(i was txting this one guy)
Me: so.... how big is it?
Guy: hard or soft?
Me: OMFG ICE CREAM!
(i was talking on the phone to mariel, all deressed,)
Me: im just so deprresed :( i think im going to go sit in a tree and read and be all emo and stuff... OMFG WTF IS THAT GOING BY MY WINDOW! oh... its just a leaf nvm
mariel : HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Whats the difrence between a lamborghini and a boner? i dont have a lamborghini ;)
you remind me of my pinky toe. cause i know im eventually going to bang you on as taable
Roses are red, violets are blue...Fuck you whore
you are cordally invited to go fuck yourself
What a lovely shade of slout your wearing!
